coil · meme-beta-venom · v1
whisper · Maximum meme beta with the risk notes stapled on
Coil Health
86/100
structure heuristic
Holdings
5
Σ 10,000 bps
Fuses
13
all binding
Drift threshold
5.0%
hybrid
Forks
40
mock count
This basket deliberately holds the market's loudest narrative names. It is a high-volatility experiment in narrative momentum, not a retirement plan — the risk notes are the point. If you can't articulate why each of these can drop 40%, this basket is not for you. Educational research output — not investment advice, not a recommendation, no guarantee of returns. Stock Tokens are not underlying stock ownership and are unavailable in many jurisdictions. Simulated results do not reflect real trading.
| Ticker | Weight | Canonical address | Broker symbol | Mock price | Oracle | Feed | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TSLA | 25.0% | 0x322F…3b2d | TSLA | $532.20 | OK | feed pinned · 0x4A11…7C38 | The original narrative stock. |
| PLTR | 25.0% | 0x894E…4F2A | PLTR | $436.21 | OK | feed pinned · 0x820A…eB4c | Retail cult favorite with defense-AI story. |
| COIN | 20.0% | 0x6330…450b | COIN | $316.50 | OK | feed pinned · 0xA3a4…8Ef2 | Crypto beta in equity wrapper. |
| SPCX | 15.0% | 0x4a0E…5eEa | SPCX | $554.88 | OK | feed pinned · 0xB265…Bffb | Private-markets space exposure; illiquid and volatile by design. |
| CRCL | 15.0% | 0xdF09…1CB5 | CRCL | $549.66 | OK | feed pinned · 0x6652…482a | Stablecoin rails as a public-market story. |
This Coil is paper_only — the safest mode and the default. No execution capsule compiles here by design. Fork it, choose preview_only or human_confirm in the editor, and compile from there.
hiss · coil playbook
Meme Beta Venom
This basket deliberately holds the market's loudest narrative names. It is a high-volatility experiment in narrative momentum, not a retirement plan — the risk notes are the point. If you can't articulate why each of these can drop 40%, this basket is not for you.
Thesis artifact, not a performance claim. Not investment advice.
manifest · schema 1.0.0
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"Not investment advice. $HISS is research and simulation software.",
"Stock Tokens are not ownership of the underlying stock and are jurisdiction-restricted.",
"Paper performance is simulated and does not reflect real execution, fees, or slippage."
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}mode paper_only · humanConfirmationRequired true · liveOrderSent: false · anchoring: paper (local receipts — nothing onchain)
coil health · structure heuristic, not a forecast
86/100
Coil Health 86/100 — a structure/readiness heuristic (clarity, bounds, fuse coverage, feed availability). Never a prediction of returns.
shed policy
risk notes · always free
lineage
An original Coil — no parent. Forks of it will record meme-beta-venom as their lineage.