coil · most-cursed-ct-basket · v1

Most Cursed CT Basket

whisper · Every ticker the timeline argues about, weighted and watched

paper onlyFork this Coil MCP setup pack

Coil Health

86/100

structure heuristic

Holdings

Σ 10,000 bps

Fuses

all binding

Drift threshold

5.0%

hybrid

Forks

mock count

thesis

A field recording of crypto-Twitter's current fixations, coiled into one deliberately cursed Hiss: private space markets, rare-earth nationalism, the eternal China-tech knife-catch, exchange beta, defense-AI cultism, and literal copper. This is narrative archaeology, not asset allocation — the point is to watch what the timeline's favorite whispers actually do when you weight them and let the simulation run.

holdings · 6 assets · Σ 10,000 bps

Ticker	Weight	Canonical address	Broker symbol	Mock price	Oracle	Feed	Rationale
SPCX	20.0%	0x4a0E…5eEa	SPCX	$554.88	OK	feed pinned · 0xB265…Bffb	Private-markets space exposure; illiquid, volatile, beloved.
COIN	20.0%	0x6330…450b	COIN	$316.50	OK	feed pinned · 0xA3a4…8Ef2	Exchange beta — the house that CT gambles in.
USAR	15.0%	0xd917…86a6	USAR	$741.49	OK	feed pinned · 0xA994…2DD9	Rare-earth nationalism, the timeline's favorite macro larp.
BABA	15.0%	0xad25…a1c4	BABA	$221.19	OK	feed pinned · 0x62Cc…E984	The eternal China-tech value trap or generational buy, depending on the hour.
PLTR	15.0%	0x894E…4F2A	PLTR	$436.21	OK	feed pinned · 0x820A…eB4c	Defense-AI cult classic with a retail congregation.
CUSO	15.0%	0xa30F…D344	CUSO	$434.07	OK	feed pinned · 0x75a9…431c	Copper: the electrification trade in its most literal form.

risk fuses · 13 binding constraints

⛨ No position may exceed 30.0% of the strategy.
⛨ No single order above $250.
⛨ Daily turnover capped at 15.0% of the book.
⛨ Explicit human confirmation for any order above $50.
⛨ Orders only during regular market hours.
⛨ No options, ever.
⛨ No margin, ever.
⛨ No crypto.
⛨ No leveraged ETFs.
⛨ Stop if any referenced price feed is stale, paused, or unavailable.
⛨ Stop if the Coil's receipt hash no longer matches the manifest.
⛨ No trades 2d before through 1d after earnings.
⛨ Alert and pause if drawdown exceeds 15%.

triggers · when this coil asks for attention

• Drift threshold — review when any weight drifts 5.0% from target.
• Manual review — a human rereads the thesis before any session.

compile for robinhood mcp · mode-gated

This Coil is paper_only — the safest mode and the default. No execution capsule compiles here by design. Fork it, choose preview_only or human_confirm in the editor, and compile from there.

Fork & choose a mode Robinhood MCP setup pack

hiss · coil playbook

Most Cursed CT Basket

paper

SPCX 20.0%
COIN 20.0%
USAR 15.0%
BABA 15.0%
PLTR 15.0%
CUSO 15.0%

⛨ No position may exceed 30.0% of the strategy.
⛨ No single order above $250.
⛨ Daily turnover capped at 15.0% of the book.

hrcpt_7fddbcef131d47c19384 · health 86/100paper playbook

Thesis artifact, not a performance claim. Not investment advice.

manifest · schema 1.0.0

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  "schemaVersion": "1.0.0",
  "id": "hiss-9767c3f8",
  "slug": "most-cursed-ct-basket",
  "name": "Most Cursed CT Basket",
  "symbol": "hMCCB",
  "tagline": "Every ticker is a group-chat argument.",
  "thesis": "A field recording of crypto-Twitter's current fixations, coiled into one deliberately cursed Hiss: private space markets, rare-earth nationalism, the eternal China-tech knife-catch, exchange beta, defense-AI cultism, and literal copper. This is narrative archaeology, not asset allocation — the point is to watch what the timeline's favorite whispers actually do when you weight them and let the simulation run.",
  "creator": {
    "displayName": "HISS Strategist (mock)",
    "source": "human"
  },
  "chain": {
    "chainId": 4663,
    "name": "Robinhood Chain"
  },
  "mode": "paper",
  "status": "paper",
  "assets": [
    {
      "ticker": "SPCX",
      "tokenAddress": "0x4a0E65A3EcceC6dBe60AE065F2e7bb85Fae35eEa",
      "type": "stock",
      "weightBps": 2000,
      "rationale": "Private-markets space exposure; illiquid, volatile, beloved.",
      "priceFeedAddress": "0xB265810950ba6c5C0Ff821c9963014a56fD8Bffb",
      "uiMultiplierSupported": true
    },
    {
      "ticker": "COIN",
      "tokenAddress": "0x6330D8C3178a418788dF01a47479c0ce7CCF450b",
      "type": "stock",
      "weightBps": 2000,
      "rationale": "Exchange beta — the house that CT gambles in.",
      "priceFeedAddress": "0xA3a468A452940B7D6b69991207B508c609a98Ef2",
      "uiMultiplierSupported": true
    },
    {
      "ticker": "USAR",
      "tokenAddress": "0xd917B029C761D264c6A312BBbcDA868658eF86a6",
      "type": "stock",
      "weightBps": 1500,
      "rationale": "Rare-earth nationalism, the timeline's favorite macro larp.",
      "priceFeedAddress": "0xA994d3684e8400A6c8078226925779FdeE682DD9",
      "uiMultiplierSupported": true
    },
    {
      "ticker": "BABA",
      "tokenAddress": "0xad25Ac6C84D497db898fa1E8387bf6Af3532a1c4",
      "type": "stock",
      "weightBps": 1500,
      "rationale": "The eternal China-tech value trap or generational buy, depending on the hour.",
      "priceFeedAddress": "0x62Cc8F9b5f56a33c9C8A60c8B92779f523c4E984",
      "uiMultiplierSupported": true
    },
    {
      "ticker": "PLTR",
      "tokenAddress": "0x894E1EC2D74FFE5AEF8Dc8A9e84686acCB964F2A",
      "type": "stock",
      "weightBps": 1500,
      "rationale": "Defense-AI cult classic with a retail congregation.",
      "priceFeedAddress": "0x820ABedFF239034956B7A9d2F0a331f9F075eB4c",
      "uiMultiplierSupported": true
    },
    {
      "ticker": "CUSO",
      "tokenAddress": "0xa30FA36Db767ad9eD3f7a60fC79526fB4d56D344",
      "type": "etf",
      "weightBps": 1500,
      "rationale": "Copper: the electrification trade in its most literal form.",
      "priceFeedAddress": "0x75a9c76Ef439e2C7c2E5a34Ab105EcFe3766431c",
      "uiMultiplierSupported": true
    }
  ],
  "rebalance": {
    "method": "hybrid",
    "cadence": "monthly",
    "driftThresholdBps": 500,
    "minTradeUsd": 10,
    "maxSlippageBps": 50
  },
  "risk": {
    "maxSingleAssetWeightBps": 4000,
    "allowNonCanonicalAssets": false,
    "oracleStalenessSeconds": 3600,
    "liveExecutionAllowed": false,
    "requiresJurisdictionCheck": false,
    "notInvestmentAdvice": true,
    "notes": [
      "Not investment advice. $HISS is research and simulation software.",
      "Stock Tokens are not ownership of the underlying stock and are jurisdiction-restricted.",
      "Paper performance is simulated and does not reflect real execution, fees, or slippage."
    ]
  },
  "social": {
    "emoji": "🐍",
    "shareTitle": "Most Cursed CT Basket — a $HISS basket",
    "shareDescription": "Every ticker is a group-chat argument.",
    "hashtags": [
      "HISS",
      "BasketWars",
      "RobinhoodChain"
    ]
  },
  "createdAt": "2026-07-01T00:00:00.000Z",
  "updatedAt": "2026-07-01T00:00:00.000Z"
}

coil receipt · deterministic fingerprint

All receipts →

coil_manifesthrcpt_7fddbcef131d47c19384verifies against this coil

manifest hash: b46cd4c9fafce81498bc017d5249d29effdc02234cd0a56e908afd6068df6399
fuse checksum: d276979700d08dec537dcf32e75d9c3ecff14c92de98e632fcbb305a395fd2ff

mode paper_only · humanConfirmationRequired true · liveOrderSent: false · anchoring: paper (local receipts — nothing onchain)

coil health · structure heuristic, not a forecast

86/100

thesis clarity48
tradability100
concentration74
fuse coverage100
data freshness100
oracle availability100
liquidity assumption50
rebalance sanity100
agent readiness100

Coil Health 86/100 — a structure/readiness heuristic (clarity, bounds, fuse coverage, feed availability). Never a prediction of returns.

shed policy

• Method hybrid · drift threshold 5.0%
• Min trade $10 · max slippage 0.5%
• Educational playbook — not investment advice. Paper mode by default.

Run a drift check →

risk notes · always free

• Not investment advice. $HISS is research and simulation software.
• Stock Tokens are not ownership of the underlying stock and are jurisdiction-restricted.
• Paper performance is simulated and does not reflect real execution, fees, or slippage.

lineage

An original Coil — no parent. Forks of it will record most-cursed-ct-basket as their lineage.

thesis

holdings · 6 assets · Σ 10,000 bps

Ticker	Weight	Canonical address	Broker symbol	Mock price	Oracle	Feed	Rationale
SPCX	20.0%	0x4a0E…5eEa	SPCX	$554.88	OK	feed pinned · 0xB265…Bffb	Private-markets space exposure; illiquid, volatile, beloved.
COIN	20.0%	0x6330…450b	COIN	$316.50	OK	feed pinned · 0xA3a4…8Ef2	Exchange beta — the house that CT gambles in.
USAR	15.0%	0xd917…86a6	USAR	$741.49	OK	feed pinned · 0xA994…2DD9	Rare-earth nationalism, the timeline's favorite macro larp.
BABA	15.0%	0xad25…a1c4	BABA	$221.19	OK	feed pinned · 0x62Cc…E984	The eternal China-tech value trap or generational buy, depending on the hour.
PLTR	15.0%	0x894E…4F2A	PLTR	$436.21	OK	feed pinned · 0x820A…eB4c	Defense-AI cult classic with a retail congregation.
CUSO	15.0%	0xa30F…D344	CUSO	$434.07	OK	feed pinned · 0x75a9…431c	Copper: the electrification trade in its most literal form.

risk fuses · 13 binding constraints

⛨ No position may exceed 30.0% of the strategy.
⛨ No single order above $250.
⛨ Daily turnover capped at 15.0% of the book.
⛨ Explicit human confirmation for any order above $50.
⛨ Orders only during regular market hours.
⛨ No options, ever.
⛨ No margin, ever.
⛨ No crypto.
⛨ No leveraged ETFs.
⛨ Stop if any referenced price feed is stale, paused, or unavailable.
⛨ Stop if the Coil's receipt hash no longer matches the manifest.
⛨ No trades 2d before through 1d after earnings.
⛨ Alert and pause if drawdown exceeds 15%.

share card · a thesis artifact, never a performance claim

hiss · coil playbook

Most Cursed CT Basket

paper

SPCX 20.0%
COIN 20.0%
USAR 15.0%
BABA 15.0%
PLTR 15.0%
CUSO 15.0%

⛨ No position may exceed 30.0% of the strategy.
⛨ No single order above $250.
⛨ Daily turnover capped at 15.0% of the book.

hrcpt_7fddbcef131d47c19384 · health 86/100paper playbook

Thesis artifact, not a performance claim. Not investment advice.

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Most Cursed CT Basket

thesis

holdings · 6 assets · Σ 10,000 bps

risk fuses · 13 binding constraints

triggers · when this coil asks for attention

compile for robinhood mcp · mode-gated

share card · a thesis artifact, never a performance claim

Manifest JSON

coil receipt · deterministic fingerprint

Most Cursed CT Basket

thesis

holdings · 6 assets · Σ 10,000 bps

risk fuses · 13 binding constraints

triggers · when this coil asks for attention

compile for robinhood mcp · mode-gated

share card · a thesis artifact, never a performance claim

Manifest JSON

coil receipt · deterministic fingerprint