hCC · cashflow-cockroach · by HISS Den (seed)
Survives every macro regime. Thrives in none.
Simulated PnL 90d
+3.25%
SIMULATED
Max drawdown
1.75%
SIMULATED
Volatility (ann.)
5.14%
SIMULATED
HISS Score
83/100
structure heuristic
Forks
20
mock count
The cockroach portfolio doesn't predict; it persists. A third of the book earns T-bill carry, the rest sits in businesses that fund themselves out of operating cashflow no matter what the tape whispers. The goal is the smallest maximum drawdown the registry allows while staying invested — boring on purpose, hard to kill by design.
| Ticker | Weight | Canonical address | Mock price | Oracle | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SGOV | 35.0% | 0x92FD…F9B5 | $727.67 | OK | T-bill ballast: carry today, dry powder tomorrow. |
| AAPL | 15.0% | 0xaF3D…93f9 | $162.33 | OK | Self-funding balance sheet and a relentless buyback. |
| MSFT | 15.0% | 0xe932…2e74 | $152.29 | OK | Recurring enterprise revenue; the calmest AI exposure. |
| GOOGL | 12.0% | 0x2e08…4FE3 | $812.16 | OK | Search cashflows that fund every experiment internally. |
| META | 12.0% | 0xc0D6…2f35 | $252.91 | OK | An ad engine with proven cost discipline. |
| SPY | 11.0% | 0x117c…4C0C | $18.55 | OK | Broad participation without another single-name bet. |
Seeded by the basket slug; replayable, fee-free, and not a prediction of anything.
| Ticker | Action | Current | Target | Drift |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SGOV | hold | 35.6% | 35.0% | 57 bps |
| AAPL | sell | 21.4% | 15.0% | 639 bps |
| MSFT | hold | 13.5% | 15.0% | -149 bps |
| GOOGL | buy | 5.0% | 12.0% | -696 bps |
| META | hold | 13.2% | 12.0% | 118 bps |
| SPY | hold | 14.3% | 11.0% | 332 bps |
**Mode:** paper — simulated only, nothing is bought or sold. **Thesis.** The cockroach portfolio doesn't predict; it persists. A third of the book earns T-bill carry, the rest sits in businesses that fund themselves out of operating cashflow no matter what the tape whispers. The goal is the smallest maximum drawdown the registry allows while staying invested — boring on purpose, hard to kill by design. **Holdings.** - **SGOV** (35.0%): T-bill ballast: carry today, dry powder tomorrow. - **AAPL** (15.0%): Self-funding balance sheet and a relentless buyback. - **MSFT** (15.0%): Recurring enterprise revenue; the calmest AI exposure. - **GOOGL** (12.0%): Search cashflows that fund every experiment internally. - **META** (12.0%): An ad engine with proven cost discipline. - **SPY** (11.0%): Broad participation without another single-name bet. **Rebalance.** hybrid, monthly, drift threshold 500 bps. **Concentration.** Largest position 35.0%, cap 40.0%.
Educational research output — not investment advice, not a recommendation, no guarantee of returns. Stock Tokens are not underlying stock ownership and are unavailable in many jurisdictions. Simulated results do not reflect real trading.
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HISS score 83/100. Effective holdings 4.8; 6/6 oracle-priced. Simulated 90d PnL 3.25%, max drawdown 1.75% (paper only). Scores are heuristics about transparency and structure — never a prediction of returns.
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