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basket wars · season 0 · snapshot 2026-07-01
Paper modeThe Hissboard: weekly leagues where public manifests compete on simulated metrics. Winning proves structure and disclosure quality — never future returns.
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Highest simulated 90-day PnL. Simulated, not skill.
all rankings computed from simulated data · not performance claims
how scoring works
Every category ranks the same field of public manifests on one deterministic metric: simulated 90-day PnL (Top Hiss), smallest simulated drawdown (Safest Hiss), mock fork counts (Most Forked), meme strength (Funniest), a volatility-plus-narrative venom index (Most Cursed), thesis clarity (Best Thesis), and overall HISS Score among strategist-built baskets (Best Agent-Built). All inputs are simulated paper data seeded by each basket’s slug — replayable by anyone, predictive of nothing.
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archive
Demo archive. Full history ships with persistent storage.