hMCCB · most-cursed-ct-basket · by HISS Den (seed)
Every ticker is a group-chat argument.
Simulated PnL 90d
+0.38%
SIMULATED
Max drawdown
5.92%
SIMULATED
Volatility (ann.)
7.72%
SIMULATED
HISS Score
85/100
structure heuristic
Forks
12
mock count
A field recording of crypto-Twitter's current fixations, coiled into one deliberately cursed Hiss: private space markets, rare-earth nationalism, the eternal China-tech knife-catch, exchange beta, defense-AI cultism, and literal copper. This is narrative archaeology, not asset allocation — the point is to watch what the timeline's favorite whispers actually do when you weight them and let the simulation run.
| Ticker | Weight | Canonical address | Mock price | Oracle | Rationale |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| SPCX | 20.0% | 0x4a0E…5eEa | $554.88 | OK | Private-markets space exposure; illiquid, volatile, beloved. |
| COIN | 20.0% | 0x6330…450b | $316.50 | OK | Exchange beta — the house that CT gambles in. |
| USAR | 15.0% | 0xd917…86a6 | $741.49 | OK | Rare-earth nationalism, the timeline's favorite macro larp. |
| BABA | 15.0% | 0xad25…a1c4 | $221.19 | OK | The eternal China-tech value trap or generational buy, depending on the hour. |
| PLTR | 15.0% | 0x894E…4F2A | $436.21 | OK | Defense-AI cult classic with a retail congregation. |
| CUSO | 15.0% | 0xa30F…D344 | $434.07 | OK | Copper: the electrification trade in its most literal form. |
Seeded by the basket slug; replayable, fee-free, and not a prediction of anything.
| Ticker | Action | Current | Target | Drift |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| SPCX | hold | 15.1% | 20.0% | -487 bps |
| COIN | hold | 17.4% | 20.0% | -265 bps |
| USAR | hold | 18.9% | 15.0% | 387 bps |
| BABA | hold | 19.2% | 15.0% | 421 bps |
| PLTR | hold | 10.1% | 15.0% | -492 bps |
| CUSO | hold | 16.9% | 15.0% | 188 bps |
**Mode:** paper — simulated only, nothing is bought or sold. **Thesis.** A field recording of crypto-Twitter's current fixations, coiled into one deliberately cursed Hiss: private space markets, rare-earth nationalism, the eternal China-tech knife-catch, exchange beta, defense-AI cultism, and literal copper. This is narrative archaeology, not asset allocation — the point is to watch what the timeline's favorite whispers actually do when you weight them and let the simulation run. **Holdings.** - **SPCX** (20.0%): Private-markets space exposure; illiquid, volatile, beloved. - **COIN** (20.0%): Exchange beta — the house that CT gambles in. - **USAR** (15.0%): Rare-earth nationalism, the timeline's favorite macro larp. - **BABA** (15.0%): The eternal China-tech value trap or generational buy, depending on the hour. - **PLTR** (15.0%): Defense-AI cult classic with a retail congregation. - **CUSO** (15.0%): Copper: the electrification trade in its most literal form. **Rebalance.** hybrid, monthly, drift threshold 500 bps. **Concentration.** Largest position 20.0%, cap 40.0%.
Educational research output — not investment advice, not a recommendation, no guarantee of returns. Stock Tokens are not underlying stock ownership and are unavailable in many jurisdictions. Simulated results do not reflect real trading.
manifest · schema 1.0.0
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"Deliberately maximum venom: every holding is volatile, narrative-driven, or both.",
"If you cannot explain why each of these can drop 50%, do not fork this."
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}hiss score breakdown
HISS score 85/100. Effective holdings 5.9; 6/6 oracle-priced. Simulated 90d PnL 0.38%, max drawdown 5.92% (paper only). Scores are heuristics about transparency and structure — never a prediction of returns.
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