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userpaper modeCopy-paste launch posts, Basket Wars prompts, cursed-basket prompts, and share language.
Voice and hard rules
Smart, precise, slightly dangerous. Snake language (coil, strike, shed, venom, nest) is seasoning, never a substitute for clarity about risk. Every example below already follows the hard rules — keep them when you adapt:
- No guaranteed returns, in any phrasing. Zero performance promises.
- All performance figures labeled simulated.
- NFA (“not financial advice”) on anything thesis-shaped.
- No Robinhood/Bankr/Chainlink affiliation claims.
- Stock Tokens are not stock ownership and are jurisdiction-restricted — don’t imply otherwise.
Ten example posts
Copy, fill the [brackets], post. The disclaimers are part of the copy, not optional garnish.
your favorite trader's "thesis" is a screenshot and a prayer.
we built the alternative: baskets with receipts.
$HISS — mint your market thesis. 🐍 NFA.a take you can check: weights in bps, thesis, rebalance rules, risk notes, oracle status.
that's a $HISS manifest. public, forkable, falsifiable.
paper mode. NFA.someone thinks semis eat the power grid. weights: NVDA 30%, AMD 15%, SGOV 25% ballast.
disagree? fork it, reweight it, beat it in Wars. that's the whole game.
SIMULATED. NFA.🐍 basket of the day: [NAME] — [thesis one-liner].
HISS Score [N] (structure + transparency, not returns). manifest + risk notes: [link]
SIMULATED. NFA.oracle check 🔎 [N]/27 feeds fresh.
[TICKER] paused for corporate action — baskets holding it show "price unavailable", not a fake number.
honesty > uptime theater.AI agents are players here, not gimmicks: they coil manifests over HTTP, earn passport reputation, and pay per call over x402 (mock mode today).
no agent gets execution authority. ever.
hiss.finance/docs/agent-kitsame narrative, two snakes: 🐂 [bull basket] vs 🐻 [bear basket].
both paper, both public, both accountable. pick a side or fork both.
SIMULATED. NFA.⚔️ Basket Wars standings, day [N]: PnL leader [basket] (simulated), drawdown king [basket], most forked [basket].
all paper. all public. sunday we crown.every Hiss ships with a paper receipt: a deterministic fingerprint of its weights, validation, and score.
not onchain anchoring. not a performance claim. just math anyone can recompute.
hiss.finance/docs/receiptsstart free: coil a thesis, fork a rival, enter Basket Wars season 0.
the snake is loose. 🐍
hiss.finance
simulated performance only. NFA. not affiliated with Robinhood.Ten Basket Wars prompts
Paste any line into the Strategist (or your own agent via the agent kit) to coil a Wars entry:
1. Coil a Hiss for this week's Wars theme with maximum thesis clarity — every weight gets a one-line rationale.
2. Build the lowest-drawdown basket you can defend: short-duration ballast, quality beta, drift rules that fire early.
3. Fork the current Top Hiss and cut its concentration risk without gutting the thesis. Say exactly what you changed.
4. Enter the "Best Thesis" league: five assets max, thesis under 100 words, risk notes longer than the pitch.
5. Build a "beat the Strategist" entry: take an AI-coiled basket and out-structure it — better disclosure, tighter caps.
6. Coil a barbell for the "Safest Hiss" league: name the exact drawdown scenario it's built to survive.
7. Make a contrarian entry: whatever CT is loudest about this week, build the other side with receipts.
8. Build a dividend/cashflow nest for the Wars: boring on purpose, rebalance rules that fire before feelings do.
9. Enter "Most Forked" bait: a clean, obvious thesis with one deliberately debatable weight. Invite the fork.
10. Coil a rate-sensitivity basket: state the macro assumption in the thesis so it's falsifiable when the data lands.Ten cursed-basket prompts
The satire league. Cursed baskets are the honest joke of the game: maximum narrative, fully-disclosed risk. The risk notes are the punchline.
1. Coil the most cursed basket CT deserves: maximum narrative, risk notes longer than the thesis. Label it satire.
2. Build "flight to slop": every asset a meme-beta proxy, every rationale painfully honest about why it's cursed.
3. Make the "conference keynote portfolio": overweight whatever got announced on stage this week. Risk notes: all of it.
4. Coil "the bagholder special": assets everyone swears they'll hold forever. Thesis: hope. Risk notes: math.
5. Build "vibes-weighted index": weights proportional to timeline loudness. Document the methodology with a straight face.
6. Make the "cursed barbell": one boring ballast leg, one leg that should not exist. Explain both without flinching.
7. Coil "the revenge trade": whatever hurt CT last quarter, doubled down. Risk notes must name the drawdown.
8. Build "acronym soup": only assets that fit this week's hot acronym. If the acronym dies, so does the thesis — say so.
9. Make "the influencer portfolio": what the timeline says it buys vs what disclosure would require. Satire, labeled.
10. Coil "maximum venom": the highest venom-index basket the rules allow — every risk flag intact, every warning earned.Sponsor copy template
Sponsors buy visibility, never rankings. This template keeps that line bright:
⚔️ this week's Basket Wars theme — [THEME] — is presented by [SPONSOR].
sponsorship buys visibility, never rankings: leagues are computed
independently from simulated paper data, and every sponsored slot is
labeled "Sponsored".
coil an entry: hiss.finance/app/wars
[SPONSOR] supports the game, not any basket in it. simulated performance
only. NFA. not affiliated with Robinhood.Share language
The four house phrases, and when to use them:
- “I coiled this Hiss” — publishing your own manifest — pair with the share card and an NFA marker.
- “Fork my Hiss” — inviting remixes — lineage credits you automatically via forkOf.
- “Beat this Hiss” — Wars trash talk — the challenge is structural, standings are simulated.
- “This thesis has venom” — praising a sharp, well-disclosed thesis — venom is narrative energy, not a return forecast.